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From: Jan-Erik Finnberg
We're here on the airport, where a group of people
have just arrived after being stranded on an island
for more than a year.
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Tell me, how did you pass time while you
were waiting to be rescued?
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Well, it _did_ get kinda boring, so we started telling
jokes. Unfortunately none of us knew that many jokes,
so the same jokes got told time after time.
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So, to save time, we numbered the jokes. Whenever someone
wanted to tell a joke, he just said a number.
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HEH HEH !
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HEH HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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Sniff.. \ / What was so special with the
HEH HEH / \ second joke?
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I hadn't heard it before...
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o = ASCII 111
k = ASCII 107
e = ASCII 101
Capitalised:
J = ASCII 74
O = ASCII 79
K = ASCII 75
E = ASCII 69
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